Random Family Guy gag I thought would be funny

Having nothing but my own insane head to entertain myself during my fever-ridden sleepless nights, I've devised this rather humorous Family Guy Piece:

Peter: This is more painful than that time I cut off my nose to spite my face!
...
Peter: *Cuts nose off, screams*
Peter: *Turns around to look at self in mirror*
Peter: Take *that* face!! *dramatically points at his face*
*Lois walks in*
Lois: Oh my god! Peter
Peter: *still laughing* Hehehehehe-Oh Lois, you might want to call an ambulan-*collapses*

Tom Cruise

No wonder this guy is so crazy(In the bad way...)

Need to MOC

I need to MOC
I haven't bought a new set in *ages*
But thats OK - I've got this coming soon!!
But until then? Hmm...
*bored*
And I've been sick recently, too
If I sound crazy, it's because I've probably had maybe seven hours sleep in the past 48 hours

Wacca wacca,
Rhett

Oh, come on!!

*sigh*
*reads this*
Oh, what a load of BS

Cool Rebel Attack Mini-Size MOC

The MOS is by a guy called roguebantha_1138
And It's just
*lovely*

Hehehehehehehehe...

What is that dancing green monster?
How did he get there?
Why is he dancing on a half-built UCS Millennium Falcon?
Why do I find that picture unbelievably hilarious!?

Christmas

This is the best thing to come from the miracle of Christmas since all those half-baked Christmas sales!