My GPU

Would just like to show everyone my new laptop's GPU's specs

Deal with it, homeboy

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THIS
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY G-*orgasm*


Seriously... Awesome...

Hot & Spicy noodles...

HELLO EVERYONE
One quick announcement:
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES IS *AWESOME*
Like... Seriously...
So... Just... Awesome...
Secondly(And much much more importantly)
HERE IS MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND:

HERE IS A PICTURE OF PATRICK SWAYZE WITH HER (NO, JUST KIDDING!! IT'S ME SHE'S WITH! SERIOUSLY...)

THANKS ALLLLL

Duke Nukem Footage

...Which footage!?
HAH
Seriously. Duke Nukem is like The Wet Dream for the 80s pimply, nerdy teenager (me 20 years in the past?!)
See this
I mean they kept the generic Bad Guys
The tried-and-true Pig Man, Alien Soldier and Big Ugly Bad Boss Thing
*sigh*
Watch the movie
I noticed:
About 10,000 horrid (although rather comical) 80s calls, including "I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to kick your ass!"
And
(Worse than anything else)
Corridors
Yes, ladies and gentlemen(Who?! -Ed)
Corridors. VIdeo game designers still think we enjoy corridor after boring corridor full of boxes ansd bland, generic tunneling, more boxes, low ammo and MORE BOXES
And then some more bad guys
Bah
By the way
Duke Nukem Forever (The title in wuestion) is probably older than I am!! Seriously!
The textures on Pig Man would look OK about five years ago on LOW-settings-enabled half-assed FPSs (Or the latest Soldier of Fortune)
I have a Laptop again, BTW
Core 2 Duo 2.0, 3gb DDDR3 RAM
And
A G105M CUDA-enabled GPU
Yes. Be jealous.
Aaaaanyway
This is a shout out to my wonderful, sexy (Yes, I said it^^) amazing, cute beautiful pretty girlfriend
I love you
(Her, not you other readers^^)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other Rhett-News
-ILM Did Star Trek!! Whoo
-I finally found out why CSS was running like shite on my laptop. Screen resolution?! Even though it ran about as quick as Crysis on VERY HIGH at the same rez... 1280x768 (something like 8% less pixel processing for f*ck sake...
-I have Rockstar
-Playing CSS with a laptop keyboard is horrid. Going to get a $20 numpad and change the key settings in CSS
-I'm listening to A Girl Like You by Edwyn Collins. I know. Shameful, right? But I do findd it catchy. I think the first time I saw it was in a casino-robbery movie?!
-Pffffssshhh......... Thats about it

Yours forever
Rh377

Ubuntu

Yes
New (Old) lapto and i thought I'd better gift you all with a blog entry...
But what to blog on?!
I has no idea...
I've been cooking a tonne more
I think I'm pretty good?
I'd know for certain but my only feedbackers are my parents
Who would say I had done a phenomenal job if I'd somehow set fire to two-minute noodles
BUT
*I* enjoyed all my cooking
(And I need a tactic to get Dad to stop hovering around - he's worse than the mothership in Space Invaders)
This has been in my head all day
Enjoy
And I'll blog more
I schwear to Ghodd
-Rhettaroonie

Is anyone elseas disgusted as I am?

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=381579&showcomments=true&rss=yes

Bleargh.
As far as I read, she's going to fuck everyone she can to get ahead?
It's a proud day for women everywhere...

Bleargh.

OLH4EVA

Magnetism

Best five days of my life
Pity, thoug
Because back east
I'm just *over* it
I'm over not having her presence so close
And sleeping alone
And not holding her hand as I walk
Etcetera
But I can't be all doom&gloom
Because what I'm totally " *over "
Will cease
We're close now, honey
I can feel it

I'm of two minds now
The off-to-space staring,
Mopey
Miserable
Down
East-Rhett

And the
Excited
Happy
Gleeful
Patient
Wise
Mature
West-Rhett

I'm like a magnet right now
Positives and negatives

I love her