Big f*cking spider

Check this bad boy out, spotted in my room by me, and flung into the garden by Dad

Well. Thats one big mutha fucker (Samuel L Jackson *lovehearts*)

You won't be able to read all of this one, but open the image in a new tab. Who the hell from Apple puts a review made by *that* magazine!?

Open this one in a new tab, too. Thats from my iTunes - either a slick internet speed, or ! glitch !