I like this guy

Read this, I love it:

If you do [Plagiarize] I will send a Stealth Virus to infect your computer (because
I am a Cheap Ass, I *know* when you rip me off) and this Stealth Virus
will stay in your computer without your knowledge, destroying your life,
but you will never know because it is a Stealth Virus. You can go on
with your life as if nothing happened, you will not know anything
about the Stealth Virus until it is too late. The virus is so advanced
it will cause all sorts of things in your life to go haywire. That
girl you were courting turns you down? Stealth virus. Lost your job?
It wasn't the recession, it was the Stealth Virus. Failed your last
midterms? That's because the Stealth Virus played low frequency
sounds from the PC speakers while you were asleep, causing a fitful
sleep that did not prepare you to undertake the next day. Trouble
with the Missus? The Stealth Virus has been sending all sorts of
profane e-mails from you to her best friends, and they've been
talking about your obscene behavior during their tea-time get togehters.

There is no anti-virus for my super advanced Stealth Virus. The only
way to get rid of it is to trash your PC. You must trash the PC, because
if you don't it will be back. If you sell it to a friend the virus will
dial-up from the friend's house to find your computer again and infect it.
It infects the BIOS as well, so if you change your harddisk it won't help.
This is an evil virus, designed by me to give you heaven's punishment
for being a Cheap Ass rip-off. If by some divine intervention you do manage
to get rid of the Stealth Virus, your confidence will still have been
shattered by the devastating effects of the virus, crippling you for life
and impairing your efficiency and esteem.

So plagiarist beware.

I love this guy. Hehehehe

Look at this

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OH GOD
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OH MY GOD
NOOOOOOO
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*insanity*

Oh, my blogging blogg

Well...
Umm...
What to blog on...
Family guy is hilarious, and sometimes even smart, in the way they satiricalise human behavior
And the random Muppets/Sesame street stuff. Cookie Monster the cookie junkie hehehe
And Bert and Ernie, the troubled gay couple
And Kermit the Frog, French Chef and the Joke-Bear's new voices hehehe
Classics...
(LOL Brian's taking a blind guy to the movie theatre hahaha)
Thats all I've got...

Big f*cking spider

Check this bad boy out, spotted in my room by me, and flung into the garden by Dad

Well. Thats one big mutha fucker (Samuel L Jackson *lovehearts*)

You won't be able to read all of this one, but open the image in a new tab. Who the hell from Apple puts a review made by *that* magazine!?

Open this one in a new tab, too. Thats from my iTunes - either a slick internet speed, or ! glitch !

Official Licensed Sony Motion Controller for PS2

This is good

How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her, *definitely* got that one done
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

Well I've bloody got that covered!!

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.

*looks around expectantly*

Check this guy out - I'm with him!