Read this, I love it:
If you do [Plagiarize] I will send a Stealth Virus to infect your computer (because
I am a Cheap Ass, I *know* when you rip me off) and this Stealth Virus
will stay in your computer without your knowledge, destroying your life,
but you will never know because it is a Stealth Virus. You can go on
with your life as if nothing happened, you will not know anything
about the Stealth Virus until it is too late. The virus is so advanced
it will cause all sorts of things in your life to go haywire. That
girl you were courting turns you down? Stealth virus. Lost your job?
It wasn't the recession, it was the Stealth Virus. Failed your last
midterms? That's because the Stealth Virus played low frequency
sounds from the PC speakers while you were asleep, causing a fitful
sleep that did not prepare you to undertake the next day. Trouble
with the Missus? The Stealth Virus has been sending all sorts of
profane e-mails from you to her best friends, and they've been
talking about your obscene behavior during their tea-time get togehters.
There is no anti-virus for my super advanced Stealth Virus. The only
way to get rid of it is to trash your PC. You must trash the PC, because
if you don't it will be back. If you sell it to a friend the virus will
dial-up from the friend's house to find your computer again and infect it.
It infects the BIOS as well, so if you change your harddisk it won't help.
This is an evil virus, designed by me to give you heaven's punishment
for being a Cheap Ass rip-off. If by some divine intervention you do manage
to get rid of the Stealth Virus, your confidence will still have been
shattered by the devastating effects of the virus, crippling you for life
and impairing your efficiency and esteem.
So plagiarist beware.
I love this guy. Hehehehe
Posts
