Being a WOMman

Gentlemen:
Yes. Not ladies. No ladies.
I have a dream.
A dream that involves men *not* being trained, manipulated and generally puppeted by women! Yes, guys it shall be hard and we will have to fight their cuteness and their prettiness and their... Whatver else their arsenal consists of
But we shall fight! We will probably lose. Definitely, if my girlfriend has anything to do with it...
But we will fight! If the women of this world can have so much power over us, maybe we can have some too!
Thats why I have initiated the World Organisation of Men
Thats right. Fight back. Men, be a WOMman!
And try to say NO
Try not to be "trained" or manipulated or... Whatever else they do...
We're not completely sure on what else they do but I know they do other things!
International revolution of men!
Thats right
Be proud
Be free
Be manly
Be a WOMman!

Coming soon!
www.womman.com

Facebook

So I just went on facebook and checked out my Girlfriend's profile
(OOh she's sooo cuute^^)
But...
Now...
Argh...
Can't... Stop... Facebooking...
Need to... Fully... Represent myself as an individual
And... Have... Lulz...
Maybe I should just *stop* - It'll only get worse...
But if I do... Than maybe prospective people will think of Rhett as not who I am
And I'm Rhett! I'd be... Misrepresented Rhett!
Maybe I can just Facebook for tonight... And then that's *it*
Argh... *tempted*
If Facebook charged you 15c for doing Facebook stuff they'd rival Microsoft for teh_dollarz

People I should legally be allowed to Kill, v2

---Families with less than four kids that own a 7+ seater peoplemover
---Wiggers
---Anyone who has considered buying anyting endorsed and labelled by Johnathan "fatal1ty" wendell
---Anyone who was convinced by the book The Secret
---Anyone who suggests iPhone as a gaming console
---Anyone who enjoys Console Wars forums
---People who haven't read Lord Of the Rings, over the age of 16
---People who have madonna's early work in their iTunes library *looks guiltily at screen*
---People who own Blackberrys
---People who buy, and refer to their devices as "iClones" just to schtick it to Apple, because apparently Apple, in a consumer-orientated economy is "evil" for being so successful with a business dynamo
---People who buy new mice mostly because they're sick of looking at their old one *looks guilty again*
---People who think it's my responsiblity as SSO to make sure *their* dodgy DVD copies work on school computers
---People who write "People I should be legally allowed to kill" blogs
---Anyone who looks at the "encyclopedia dramatica" without starting, and adding the author to, a People I should be legally allowed to kill list
---People who purchased any album from the Pussycat Dolls
---*definitely* anyone who purchased Special 2-Disc editions of any Pussycat Dolls albums
---*definitely* *DEFINTIELY* anyone who actually inserted and paid more than two seconds attention to the Pussycat Dolls Special 2-Disc edition Albums
---People who still enjoy Adam Sandler's movies
Thats it. I've got my hate on for now...

Aaaanyway

I'm going to bed soon. I'm *tired*
Which is weird because my mean bed-time for the past has been something like 12 (1am one night, 11pm the next)
But now *every* night by 10.30 I'm *wiped*
Bizarre
Speaking of bizarre..
I "purchased" Left 4 Dead. I'm still downloading it (4gb...) and when it's done and I have played it look forward to my opinion of it
Be forewarned
It's a freakin' Zombie Apocalypse Survival Horror Game
They don't get any more bland
And this one actually *has* bland, boring level design (subtley hidden by some kind of random Director AI)
So... Yeah
I watched the TV spot
Looks *horrid*
Cliche' characters, a setting plagiarised from Dawn of the Dead and bad, BAD one-liners
I can't imagine ever being impressed/awed/intrigued by it
All I felt was "Eerrrkkhh... Another city+zombies dash for the finish..."
But, who knows
I ordered some Intel, Nvidia and DOlby stickers for my PC from Ebay
Wonder if they're legit/passable as legit
Or if they even have adhesive =P

Monstarz

Was listening to this. I first heard this nine years ago and I still listen to it.

I think thats a record for me. The video is *way* trippy...

The Eternal Struggle

One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them

Those immortal words inscribed upon Sauron's bling are more suiting now than ever.
Why? Is there a mad crusty-armored dude with his very own volcano going to whoop some Human/Dwarve/Elve ass? Hah. I wish...
Instead it is another, even more epic struggle
And it's happening in your offices. In your homes. In your pockets, ladies and gentlemen
Yes. The much-debated topic of Uber-Oneness

The Netbook vs The Smartphone

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN

They can to something like 80% of the same tasks. The remainder seperating them. Only one can win and be 'The Device' of the 21st century
But what will it be?
Will the sturdy, ultra-portable Netbook win? With it's bigger screen and storage, and more robust operating system?
Or will it's (generally speaking) higher cost and larger footprint bring it down?

Or will the small, hip, techy Smartphone win? With it's push mail, it's always-on mode, it's merging of Phone, PDA and some PC functionality see it victorious?
Or will the lesser-beefier hardware, often-clunky OS and somewhat poor inbuilt PC-functionality leave it in the dust on the battlefield for Goblins to shit on?

Yes, ladies and gentleman. Like VHS vs BETA, HDDVD vs BD,(Blu Ray for you non-techies)
There will only be one victor
But who will it be?

...I'm safe because I have BOTH^^
Mwahaha
Let the battle commence
Rhett

My GPU

Would just like to show everyone my new laptop's GPU's specs

Deal with it, homeboy

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD
LOOK AT THIS
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY G-*orgasm*


Seriously... Awesome...

Hot & Spicy noodles...

HELLO EVERYONE
One quick announcement:
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES IS *AWESOME*
Like... Seriously...
So... Just... Awesome...
Secondly(And much much more importantly)
HERE IS MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND:

HERE IS A PICTURE OF PATRICK SWAYZE WITH HER (NO, JUST KIDDING!! IT'S ME SHE'S WITH! SERIOUSLY...)

THANKS ALLLLL

Duke Nukem Footage

...Which footage!?
HAH
Seriously. Duke Nukem is like The Wet Dream for the 80s pimply, nerdy teenager (me 20 years in the past?!)
See this
I mean they kept the generic Bad Guys
The tried-and-true Pig Man, Alien Soldier and Big Ugly Bad Boss Thing
*sigh*
Watch the movie
I noticed:
About 10,000 horrid (although rather comical) 80s calls, including "I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to kick your ass!"
And
(Worse than anything else)
Corridors
Yes, ladies and gentlemen(Who?! -Ed)
Corridors. VIdeo game designers still think we enjoy corridor after boring corridor full of boxes ansd bland, generic tunneling, more boxes, low ammo and MORE BOXES
And then some more bad guys
Bah
By the way
Duke Nukem Forever (The title in wuestion) is probably older than I am!! Seriously!
The textures on Pig Man would look OK about five years ago on LOW-settings-enabled half-assed FPSs (Or the latest Soldier of Fortune)
I have a Laptop again, BTW
Core 2 Duo 2.0, 3gb DDDR3 RAM
And
A G105M CUDA-enabled GPU
Yes. Be jealous.
Aaaaanyway
This is a shout out to my wonderful, sexy (Yes, I said it^^) amazing, cute beautiful pretty girlfriend
I love you
(Her, not you other readers^^)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other Rhett-News
-ILM Did Star Trek!! Whoo
-I finally found out why CSS was running like shite on my laptop. Screen resolution?! Even though it ran about as quick as Crysis on VERY HIGH at the same rez... 1280x768 (something like 8% less pixel processing for f*ck sake...
-I have Rockstar
-Playing CSS with a laptop keyboard is horrid. Going to get a $20 numpad and change the key settings in CSS
-I'm listening to A Girl Like You by Edwyn Collins. I know. Shameful, right? But I do findd it catchy. I think the first time I saw it was in a casino-robbery movie?!
-Pffffssshhh......... Thats about it

Yours forever
Rh377

Ubuntu

Yes
New (Old) lapto and i thought I'd better gift you all with a blog entry...
But what to blog on?!
I has no idea...
I've been cooking a tonne more
I think I'm pretty good?
I'd know for certain but my only feedbackers are my parents
Who would say I had done a phenomenal job if I'd somehow set fire to two-minute noodles
BUT
*I* enjoyed all my cooking
(And I need a tactic to get Dad to stop hovering around - he's worse than the mothership in Space Invaders)
This has been in my head all day
Enjoy
And I'll blog more
I schwear to Ghodd
-Rhettaroonie

Is anyone elseas disgusted as I am?

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=381579&showcomments=true&rss=yes

Bleargh.
As far as I read, she's going to fuck everyone she can to get ahead?
It's a proud day for women everywhere...

Bleargh.

OLH4EVA

Magnetism

Best five days of my life
Pity, thoug
Because back east
I'm just *over* it
I'm over not having her presence so close
And sleeping alone
And not holding her hand as I walk
Etcetera
But I can't be all doom&gloom
Because what I'm totally " *over "
Will cease
We're close now, honey
I can feel it

I'm of two minds now
The off-to-space staring,
Mopey
Miserable
Down
East-Rhett

And the
Excited
Happy
Gleeful
Patient
Wise
Mature
West-Rhett

I'm like a magnet right now
Positives and negatives

I love her

iRhett

EVERYONE
I have an announcement...
I...
Will...
Soon...
Become...
An...
...
iPhone owner!!
Yes! Shock! Horror! Expectedness!
I've just begun to follow also a cool iPhone accessories website
I've already chosen my case for the unit. A Switcheasy capsule neo pro
(Whatever that means - it looked freakin' sweet)
Look forward to my photos of teh device
A 16gb Black one BTW^^
7 days w00000
Rhett

80th post w000

This is my eightieth post
Go me
I have Red Bull
They were $4.20 each at 7-11 or 2 forr $5
So as if I COULDN'T get two
I slammed one down during lunch
And now I sip it's brother down with ice after work
Aaaaahhhhh
Thirteen days
I was listeningg to Only by Nine Inch Nails in the car on the way home
I did think Trent razor or whateverhisname is haad a good singing voice
But with a synthesizer I could be the guy who apparently gave oral sex to Marylin Manson
Marc, thats right isn't it??
What was I on about? Oh. Nothing =P
Ricky's MegaMan game arrived today. And also my *gift for someone special*
Ummmm
All I can think of now
Cheers
[YaY!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Rhett

My Happiness

Everyone needs to CHILL
And be thankful for where you are
And the people you know
And the things you've done. That you're going to do and that you're doing!
And... Shit
Not literally shit
But the unofficial "Stuff" definition
So yeah?
Be happy
I know I have a LOT to be happy for =)
Go celebrate
Rhett

zomgz

zomgz
It's Sunday
If the days of the week were Simpsons characters
Sunday would be Moe Sizlak
I've learned a lot about Car Audio this week
And found out iTunes AAC+ Protected format isn't as "protected" as they thought
As both my Nokia E71 PDA and my new Eclipse Head Unit can both play them straight
I got a new head unit, by the way
And, now that my car repaments to my parents have decreased significantly
I might consider the purchase of some new "speakers" and an "amplifier"
Considering the age, make and model of my car I shall be using my beloved
Jasmine for quite some time yet it would be a prudent investment
Though not a purely financial one
Thank God the sun has finally started to go down
I've had the sun BLARING at me through my piss-poor curtains for a bloody hour
I've finished all three seasons of Boosh
I wanted more of that Shaman guy, who played Moss from IT crowd
He was hilarious. "Rolling with the boys" hehehe
And while I'm there
I did enjoy the Boosh, especially the last two seasons
But I still find the two short seasons of IT
Much funnier
IT: 9/10
Boosh: 7.5/10
Too... Bizarre for me. Couldn't keep up with it
And all those breakout songs? And that WHOLE episode about two psychodelic rockstars was NOT funny at all. Didn't laugh once...
Umn...
I think thats about it...
Except:
Using an Eee PC as your main PC is crazy. Do NOT try it. I have and I can barely run iTunes!!
And now I must shave
My attempts at furriness has resulted in...
Transparent furriness
And it's jusst annoying and I feel unclean =O
Keepon loving or living or whatever you crazy kids are doing =)
Rhett

Some things you may not know about Rhett

Rhett is Rhett
Rhett's name is Rhett
Rhett owns Cornelius
Rhett has an 8 megapixel digital camera
Rhett has glasses
Rhett has Astigmatism (I checked, nothing to do with Stigmata, sadly)
Rhett doesn't like spiders
Rhett has an Eee PC
Rhett wishes he had a machine he could run Ubuntu on
Rhett invented: a) The Cat
b) Beyblades and
c) The emotion 'apathetic'
Rhett has a car
Rhett is of the 'male' gender
Rhett has a big toe without any toenail
Rhett had a Teddy bear
Rhett's DVD collection consists of some of the following:
-The Fresh Prince of Bel Air (Best 80s sit-com EVER)
-ViVa La Bam, Complete Seasons 1-5
-TWO Copies of the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD
-Breakdance 2: Electric Boogaloo
Rhett dislikes the lack of... Security that is commonplac with boxers and prefers jocks
Rhett thinks you needed to know that, yep
Rhett is a Human Being
Rhett is a Human Going

EDIT
Rhett also has an awesome Girlfriend
Rhett also does enjoy seeing said girlfriend in underwear of the pretty vaariety
Rhett loves her

...Happy!? =)

The *un-named ship*

From 10179 Falcon 4

Again, click for bigger picture - Sorry my camera batteries have to be charged...

Tweed *sigh*

From Weird Shit

Click on the picture to see it in ful size and laugh at Tweed's moron wannabe gangsters
(Yes, they're actually called "Crips")

Eee, the statement of obvious facts and Kernel disasters

I got an Eee PC. The Linux-equipped 701SD. After a weekend of struggling with different distributions and kernels and drivers and got knows what else, I've reverted to the Asus Linux OS 1.6 environment. Boo...
And I saw this
My god, who *didn't* know that, or if asked "Which one os safer - Private or Public" would not answer "Private" anyway!?
Bloody Hell...
Oh and Cornelius says "hello"
XD / =D / =P / :) / B)

Sorry

Sorry I've been so lax, people
I started reading Twilight today
Seriously - that Bella
Anyone who was in earshot at Simon's party, please recall my "What that b*tch needs..." speech, but replace *her* name with Bella
Thanks!
R to the H to the E, T T

Rhett's News Picks #4

On a more serious note...
It's people like these, save if they're mentally unwell that should deserve the death sentence, or a serious punishment...
See here

RHett's News Picks #3

See here
Vodafone's to-do list:
- Take over Hutchison/3
- Take over world
- Get Milk

Work is a vacuum

Yes, Work is a vacuum, sucking all the blogginess out of me
But one day I shall return
Probably tomorrow
So can you l last till then?
Well you damn better

Rhett's News Picks #2

See this
And the good 'ol socialist, high-tax labour mob's Kevin07 political face mask is finally thrown off
I bloody knew it would happen sooner or later...
(Even though I must admit his attention to the GLobal Financial Crisis has been rather go-get)

Oh My God

HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?!
IT LOOKS HILARIOUS, AND I LOVE OLIVER STONE FLICKS!
See this

Is this even *real*

Is this even REAL?
It seems like something from a political drawing orsome kind of heinous joke

(But seriously, the look on G W's face when he dodged that was classis - it was like "Hey Barbara - didyeh see THAT?!")

Oh my God

Oh my God

My remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark

Heres my stellar cast for my proposed Indy(haha) remake of Raiders:

Indiana Jones: Owen Wilson
Marion Ravenwood: Hugh Grant
Marcus Brody: That Terminator from The Terminator(The first one - the cool robotic skeleton one)
Sallah: Kevin Spacey (If he's still alive, if not then Ben Stiller)
Toht: Jack Black
All those Nazi's: The whole cast fo Fraggle ROck (And from The Muppets if we run out, except Kermit)
All those Egyptian Guys: Millons of digitally-reproduced Mr. T's
Belloq: The guy that played Borat in Borat

Thats the cast so far. I will need to get in contact with these people... THis may be a challenge

(All rights property of their legal owners and all that proper legal mumbo-jumbo, just in case someone decided to sue me)

Rhett's News Picks #1

A new section, Rhett's News Picks will be random/funny/sad/political news reports I see and would like to share
The first being this
Like... Seriously... WTF...

If this isn't self centered I don't know what is

Have a look at this and tell me Mr. Kevin Rudd hasn't caught Self-Centered Fever
THe power is going to his head worse than Mayor Adam West

Random Family Guy gag I thought would be funny

Having nothing but my own insane head to entertain myself during my fever-ridden sleepless nights, I've devised this rather humorous Family Guy Piece:

Peter: This is more painful than that time I cut off my nose to spite my face!
...
Peter: *Cuts nose off, screams*
Peter: *Turns around to look at self in mirror*
Peter: Take *that* face!! *dramatically points at his face*
*Lois walks in*
Lois: Oh my god! Peter
Peter: *still laughing* Hehehehehe-Oh Lois, you might want to call an ambulan-*collapses*

Tom Cruise

No wonder this guy is so crazy(In the bad way...)

Need to MOC

I need to MOC
I haven't bought a new set in *ages*
But thats OK - I've got this coming soon!!
But until then? Hmm...
*bored*
And I've been sick recently, too
If I sound crazy, it's because I've probably had maybe seven hours sleep in the past 48 hours

Wacca wacca,
Rhett

Oh, come on!!

*sigh*
*reads this*
Oh, what a load of BS

Cool Rebel Attack Mini-Size MOC

The MOS is by a guy called roguebantha_1138
And It's just
*lovely*

Hehehehehehehehe...

What is that dancing green monster?
How did he get there?
Why is he dancing on a half-built UCS Millennium Falcon?
Why do I find that picture unbelievably hilarious!?

Christmas

This is the best thing to come from the miracle of Christmas since all those half-baked Christmas sales!

I like this guy

Read this, I love it:

If you do [Plagiarize] I will send a Stealth Virus to infect your computer (because
I am a Cheap Ass, I *know* when you rip me off) and this Stealth Virus
will stay in your computer without your knowledge, destroying your life,
but you will never know because it is a Stealth Virus. You can go on
with your life as if nothing happened, you will not know anything
about the Stealth Virus until it is too late. The virus is so advanced
it will cause all sorts of things in your life to go haywire. That
girl you were courting turns you down? Stealth virus. Lost your job?
It wasn't the recession, it was the Stealth Virus. Failed your last
midterms? That's because the Stealth Virus played low frequency
sounds from the PC speakers while you were asleep, causing a fitful
sleep that did not prepare you to undertake the next day. Trouble
with the Missus? The Stealth Virus has been sending all sorts of
profane e-mails from you to her best friends, and they've been
talking about your obscene behavior during their tea-time get togehters.

There is no anti-virus for my super advanced Stealth Virus. The only
way to get rid of it is to trash your PC. You must trash the PC, because
if you don't it will be back. If you sell it to a friend the virus will
dial-up from the friend's house to find your computer again and infect it.
It infects the BIOS as well, so if you change your harddisk it won't help.
This is an evil virus, designed by me to give you heaven's punishment
for being a Cheap Ass rip-off. If by some divine intervention you do manage
to get rid of the Stealth Virus, your confidence will still have been
shattered by the devastating effects of the virus, crippling you for life
and impairing your efficiency and esteem.

So plagiarist beware.

I love this guy. Hehehehe

Look at this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
OH GOD
NO
NO NO
OH MY GOD
NOOOOOOO
WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
*insanity*

Oh, my blogging blogg

Well...
Umm...
What to blog on...
Family guy is hilarious, and sometimes even smart, in the way they satiricalise human behavior
And the random Muppets/Sesame street stuff. Cookie Monster the cookie junkie hehehe
And Bert and Ernie, the troubled gay couple
And Kermit the Frog, French Chef and the Joke-Bear's new voices hehehe
Classics...
(LOL Brian's taking a blind guy to the movie theatre hahaha)
Thats all I've got...

Big f*cking spider

Check this bad boy out, spotted in my room by me, and flung into the garden by Dad

Well. Thats one big mutha fucker (Samuel L Jackson *lovehearts*)

You won't be able to read all of this one, but open the image in a new tab. Who the hell from Apple puts a review made by *that* magazine!?

Open this one in a new tab, too. Thats from my iTunes - either a slick internet speed, or ! glitch !

Official Licensed Sony Motion Controller for PS2

This is good

How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her, *definitely* got that one done
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.

Well I've bloody got that covered!!

How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.

*looks around expectantly*

Check this guy out - I'm with him!