Duke Nukem Footage

...Which footage!?
HAH
Seriously. Duke Nukem is like The Wet Dream for the 80s pimply, nerdy teenager (me 20 years in the past?!)
See this
I mean they kept the generic Bad Guys
The tried-and-true Pig Man, Alien Soldier and Big Ugly Bad Boss Thing
*sigh*
Watch the movie
I noticed:
About 10,000 horrid (although rather comical) 80s calls, including "I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to kick your ass!"
And
(Worse than anything else)
Corridors
Yes, ladies and gentlemen(Who?! -Ed)
Corridors. VIdeo game designers still think we enjoy corridor after boring corridor full of boxes ansd bland, generic tunneling, more boxes, low ammo and MORE BOXES
And then some more bad guys
Bah
By the way
Duke Nukem Forever (The title in wuestion) is probably older than I am!! Seriously!
The textures on Pig Man would look OK about five years ago on LOW-settings-enabled half-assed FPSs (Or the latest Soldier of Fortune)
I have a Laptop again, BTW
Core 2 Duo 2.0, 3gb DDDR3 RAM
And
A G105M CUDA-enabled GPU
Yes. Be jealous.
Aaaaanyway
This is a shout out to my wonderful, sexy (Yes, I said it^^) amazing, cute beautiful pretty girlfriend
I love you
(Her, not you other readers^^)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other Rhett-News
-ILM Did Star Trek!! Whoo
-I finally found out why CSS was running like shite on my laptop. Screen resolution?! Even though it ran about as quick as Crysis on VERY HIGH at the same rez... 1280x768 (something like 8% less pixel processing for f*ck sake...
-I have Rockstar
-Playing CSS with a laptop keyboard is horrid. Going to get a $20 numpad and change the key settings in CSS
-I'm listening to A Girl Like You by Edwyn Collins. I know. Shameful, right? But I do findd it catchy. I think the first time I saw it was in a casino-robbery movie?!
-Pffffssshhh......... Thats about it

Yours forever
Rh377