Thursday, May 28

People I should legally be allowed to Kill, v2

---Families with less than four kids that own a 7+ seater peoplemover
---Wiggers
---Anyone who has considered buying anyting endorsed and labelled by Johnathan "fatal1ty" wendell
---Anyone who was convinced by the book The Secret
---Anyone who suggests iPhone as a gaming console
---Anyone who enjoys Console Wars forums
---People who haven't read Lord Of the Rings, over the age of 16
---People who have madonna's early work in their iTunes library *looks guiltily at screen*
---People who own Blackberrys
---People who buy, and refer to their devices as "iClones" just to schtick it to Apple, because apparently Apple, in a consumer-orientated economy is "evil" for being so successful with a business dynamo
---People who buy new mice mostly because they're sick of looking at their old one *looks guilty again*
---People who think it's my responsiblity as SSO to make sure *their* dodgy DVD copies work on school computers
---People who write "People I should be legally allowed to kill" blogs
---Anyone who looks at the "encyclopedia dramatica" without starting, and adding the author to, a People I should be legally allowed to kill list
---People who purchased any album from the Pussycat Dolls
---*definitely* anyone who purchased Special 2-Disc editions of any Pussycat Dolls albums
---*definitely* *DEFINTIELY* anyone who actually inserted and paid more than two seconds attention to the Pussycat Dolls Special 2-Disc edition Albums
---People who still enjoy Adam Sandler's movies
Thats it. I've got my hate on for now...

7 comments:

Virus__ said...

You forgot about the people who bought tickets to the pussycat doll shows in Australia..

Cora Stornaway said...

i can't believe you forgot to add "people who leave their gearsticks in "drive" and wonder why their cars don't turn on"

Rhett said...

I shall also add "Girls who blab their boyfriend's secrets" ^^

Virus__ said...

Damn I hadn't even told anyone.. I am still laughing at that incident xD

Rhett said...

I should also add: People who are MARC

Cora Stornaway said...

you must admit, the hilarity value....

nearly as good as people who forget they left their (manual) car in gear and then wonder why it kangaroo hopped when they turned it on

*whistles innocently*

Rhett said...

Hypocrisy, thy name is CORRINA
Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN