People I should be legally allowed to kill:

People who stand in line a the Post Office and do NOT entertain fantasies about killing everyone in the room
People who, after waiting in line at starbucks for half an hour get to the front of the line and still don't know what to get
People who don't do things - for no reason. They just don't.
People who wear earphones as a clothing accessory
People who think I care about them and are wrong
People who go for the 99% fat free version of a product
People who drink Coke Zero as their religion
People who drive slow and leave their indicators on
People who take 16 items through the 15 item Coles checkout and have a pricing tiff with the checkout chick
People who spend more than one hour a YEAR in the Centerlink
People who smoke
People who wear dresses that barely cover their ass (and not at all when ending over) and also barely cover their chests
People who can work in the same place for 12+years, doing 9 to 5
People who patronize me
People who modify their car so it looks better/goes faster/whatever and am convinced it's an accurate representation of their manliness or size of genitals
People who enjoy paying attention to the people mentioned above, that feed their ego
People who don't know what words like "procrastinate" mean (I know lots, sadly)
People who are both convoluted and self-centered
People who think social niceties are the law
People who practice hypocrisy

Check it, check it yo blow da mic -or whatever
- Rhet(t)